Jill the Ballerina

Hello guys and girls, my name is Jill. I'm the ultimate girly monkey who is loves anything girly and of course the colour power pink! It's soooo nice!!! :D

So I guess it was a dream come true when I was made for someone who loves pink as much as I do! :) I hope she will have a room filled with pink stuff... then it will all be mine!!! ops.. I mean ours!! :>

Made for a girlfriend - Jill Yeap

Cotton the Monkey

Holla everyone, my name is Cotton coz I was made of 100% cotton :) 

I was made durable and after squeezing my tummy, I hear a lot of squeaky noises. 

Then I realize my master told me I was made for a shit tzu called Candy D: 

Owh dear, will I survive? jeng jeng jeng~! 

<Drama to be continued> :p

 What are you guys staring at? :(

Seriously man, what are you guys staring at?!? :s

<The End>

Honolulu the Monkey

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Honululu: Yoo huuu... Over here!! Yes me!! Look here...

Hey guys, my name is Honululu but people call me Lulu at times. I was created after the inspiration of a well known malaysian ukelele artist, Zee Avi! :D And well, there was a spare bandanna lying around for me to look all hawaii-ish :p

I discovered my love for the ukelele as I was born. My master was making it while listening to a Zee Avi song, and well, it pretty much stuck to my head. I stole borrowed on a long term basis a ukelele from my master's friend and now, I can play almost all of Zee Avi songs! I also think I have quite a talent going on! :)

One day, I hope Zee Avi will sign my ukelele.. pwease owh pwease owh pwease! 

So my master suggested I start blogging with hopes one day my dreams do come true. So here it goes! :)

A little monkey with her ukelele, with a big dream.

*lulu strums the ukelele away*

Fergie the"MU"nkey

Ola, my name is Fergie the no.1 monkey fan for Manchester United, i mean - why are we called monkeys anyway? We should be called MU-nkeys!! All the MU-nkeys in the house, raise your hands raise your hands! :D

My dream is to one day watch MU live in a stadium. As of now, I think I will just sit home and watch from the TV. 

Of course, being a good monkey, I will continue to cheer my master on to work harder, earn more money and then bring me to achieve my dream!! muahahahahahaha.. work work work! >:D make me money buy plane ticket! work work work! :p 


Here's some pictures of me and my beloved ball :) Thanks Juliana for the ball! If you're wondering when you gave it to me, it's when you were half asleep and I was like "Ju, can I have your ball? Then you said "Mmm hmm". So technically, the ball is right? :D *sparkles with innocent eyes*
LONG LIVE MANCHESTER UNITED!!

p/s: Curiousjac is not a sports fan.

The story has been written to exhibit the personality of Fergie the MUnkey :) 

Mookie

Hey guys, my name is Mookie because I woke up one day to find myself a monkey rather than a cow! Pretty sad about the fact that I wasn't a cow because I love chewing on grass. 

Nonetheless, I have to pretty much accept the fate that I am a monkey but still, it does not deter me from wearing my most favourite caps - my cow snow cap! Gonna save more money to buy myself a bell necklace!! Please donate money to me @ helpbuymookieanecklace@gmail.com! :D 

 
I am also living with my new master Jinette Melena. I hope she will brings me out to gardens and parks - i think there's a lot of good grass there :) owh i wish i wish! 

Keep on Moo-ing~

Mookie

Manna the Monkey

I was brought to life by my master one day because she thought the socks in a mall was a lovely colour. Sadly, as there are a lot of monkeys in her home, she had a hard time feeding us, well emm.. well feeding me. I am quite specific when it comes to food, might be from my days of watching Martha Stewart TV or what not , but I love confectioneries, they're well sweet to look at and oh so yummy!

Of course my master believes otherwise. She feeds me yucky food like bananas, broccoli and there was once, she sneakily put carrots in it as well! She said that "That's what the other monkeys are eating and it's healthy". Nonetheless, I do envy my neighbor and their monkeys. Everyday as I stare outside my window, I see their masters baking nice awesome brownies and cupcakes. It makes my mouth water.

So one day, I decided to sneak to their home. And lucky me, there outside, was bowls of batter! I know it was wrong to steal food, but what harm is there with just a little spoon?

And soon, I pretty much finished everything!

But I will never regret it. It was that good!

Resting myself in the bowl, contented, I suddenly saw a big shadow over me.

Oh crabbie pattie cakes! it's the master's security guard!!

 

Immediately, I got caught! But it seems that the security guard was still inexperienced and she said "What to do with you? Me never catch people take our batter beforeee.."

So I being all smart said "Well, you should reward me with more batter"

And she did... Muahahahahaha *evil laugh* 

*gasp gasp gasp* no more please!!

*screams* NO MORE!! *screams*

And my neighbour came out after hearing those screams.

"What do we have here?"

So in the end, I got caught and sent home :( But of course, my neighbor told my master who was kind of angry with me. But after everything cooled off (it was faster as my cute big eyes was a great advantage), my master told me that the neighbor has offered me a job to taste her brownies and cupcakes! She said she has never found a monkey who loved baking as much as she did! :D

I guess everything worked out fine in the end for me too!

xoxo Manna the Monkey
Food Taster for Manna Cookies & Cupcakes

Harvey the Monkey

Hello, my name is Harvey and people always rhymes it "cry baby" but I can't help it, I am pretty much the baby among my friends. When alone, I pretty much get scared and chew my hands. 

I think it might be because I watch too much horror movies, yeap.. my master told me to stop watching horror movies at night, but I can't help it, it's so nice especially when its top up with ice cream for a snack!

I like going around searching for mysteries too but I am not that much good at it. Once I was engrossed with looking out for a mystery, then I realized, I got lost. 

Thankfully, I managed to borrow someone's phone and gave a call to my master to pick me up. Now, I am grounded. But then, it will not deter me from sneaking out again!

Muahahahahaha! My master will never know!

xoxo Harvey the Crybaby Awesome

Rainbow Monkey

So my master told me that I can write my bio here. So my name is Rainbow and at times, people like to call me Rambo because I am as brave as the character. I don't find it funny because well, I am like a girl monkey. I like rainbows and when I ask my master where I came from, she said from rainbows, so it made me a happy monkey.

Can you guess who's the monkey? :p

 My hands, my hands, my hands off the cookie jar~~~

I like flowers and have people take pictures of me. At times, when I am bored, I will take pictures of myself and submit it to model agencies. I want to be a model in the future, however the agencies have not replied - i still have not figured why. perhaps i should work more on my poses.

Me and my Audrey Hepburn impersonation

I am so fabulous!

if you have any model agencies which want to hire me, please let me know. i charge by hour and want a banana scented frappuccino on set. 

xoxo,
rainbow

Chimpy the Monkey

Well, first things first, I do not have chicken pox. I was just born that way. When I was first born, the other monkeys made fun of me because I was darker than them. Then it made me sad. So one day, my master found me on the ground, all splattered and she sewed me back to life again. She then found out what happen and had the other two monkeys punished for pushing me off the bed ledge.

She then told me that I am a Chimpanzee and that I am among the strongest monkey species. It made me happy and as I grew up now to a big brawny monkey, the other monkeys stopped making fun of me. Attached you can also find a flying kick which I learned from my days of watching Bruce Lee movies.

Now, I am a happy Chimpy and the monkeys have been good friends with me. They told me that they never knew how much fun I was till they actually got to know me!

So if anyone reads this, please stop bullying. If you continue, that kid might grow up like me and give you a Bruce Lee kick of his own!

Kicks in the air, 

Chimpy

Note: This monkey is dedicated to a good old friend of mine.
He gave me a Chimp soft toy which has inspired me to make Chimpy! :)