Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Wedding Bunnies: Ashley & Sammy

And with this ring our lives will start,
Let nothing keep our love apart.
I'll take your hand to hold in mine,
And be together through all time.

Taken from "The Colour of My Love" by David Foster & Arthur Janov

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Manna the Monkey

I was brought to life by my master one day because she thought the socks in a mall was a lovely colour. Sadly, as there are a lot of monkeys in her home, she had a hard time feeding us, well emm.. well feeding me. I am quite specific when it comes to food, might be from my days of watching Martha Stewart TV or what not , but I love confectioneries, they're well sweet to look at and oh so yummy!

Of course my master believes otherwise. She feeds me yucky food like bananas, broccoli and there was once, she sneakily put carrots in it as well! She said that "That's what the other monkeys are eating and it's healthy". Nonetheless, I do envy my neighbor and their monkeys. Everyday as I stare outside my window, I see their masters baking nice awesome brownies and cupcakes. It makes my mouth water.

So one day, I decided to sneak to their home. And lucky me, there outside, was bowls of batter! I know it was wrong to steal food, but what harm is there with just a little spoon?
And soon, I pretty much finished everything!
But I will never regret it. It was that good!
Resting myself in the bowl, contented, I suddenly saw a big shadow over me.
Oh crabbie pattie cakes! it's the master's security guard!!
 

Immediately, I got caught! But it seems that the security guard was still inexperienced and she said "What to do with you? Me never catch people take our batter beforeee.."
So I being all smart said "Well, you should reward me with more batter"
And she did... Muahahahahaha *evil laugh* 
*gasp gasp gasp* no more please!!

*screams* NO MORE!! *screams*
And my neighbour came out after hearing those screams.
"What do we have here?"
So in the end, I got caught and sent home :( But of course, my neighbor told my master who was kind of angry with me. But after everything cooled off (it was faster as my cute big eyes was a great advantage), my master told me that the neighbor has offered me a job to taste her brownies and cupcakes! She said she has never found a monkey who loved baking as much as she did! :D

I guess everything worked out fine in the end for me too!

xoxo Manna the Monkey
Food Taster for Manna Cookies & Cupcakes

Harvey the Monkey

Hello, my name is Harvey and people always rhymes it "cry baby" but I can't help it, I am pretty much the baby among my friends. When alone, I pretty much get scared and chew my hands. 
I think it might be because I watch too much horror movies, yeap.. my master told me to stop watching horror movies at night, but I can't help it, it's so nice especially when its top up with ice cream for a snack!
I like going around searching for mysteries too but I am not that much good at it. Once I was engrossed with looking out for a mystery, then I realized, I got lost. 
Thankfully, I managed to borrow someone's phone and gave a call to my master to pick me up. Now, I am grounded. But then, it will not deter me from sneaking out again!
Muahahahahaha! My master will never know!

xoxo Harvey the Crybaby Awesome
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